liabzann Dad just said "sixty doesn't agree with him" but it sounded like "sexy doesn't agree with him" & I thought #WhatAGreatInsult
eashoor @alzaem_A4E Saudi Garbage. Go rape your cousin or better yet your sister. Just like your dad did the whore who gave birth to you :)
McNommington My dad on colonoscopies: They stick a camera up your butt and you wake up feeling like you were just raped.
hEVAN_ona_Bun Seems like just yesterday I was ridin with @BlaineStewart10 and his dad to our little league allstar games #greatman #rip
TooMuchAss_ Yea my dad just picked me the fuck off, like what the fuck is the secret ?
BrianAshe1 @Ruairidhwilliam Yeah :) I'm just gonna stay with my mum and dad forever, moving out seems like to much effort
__JusticeLeague My dad just texted me asking me if I want kids...he and I NEVER talk about stuff like this I'm scared to see where this is going!! 😖
ArMari_ Looking in the mirror I can see my past, Damn! I look just like my fuckin dad