bratty_girlB My bed is a time machine. I laid down for 5 minutes & next thing I knew, it was 5 hours later!
nikeshshukla @blablafishcakes I'll work on the time machine, you figure out how far back we need to go to fix this and we'll meet at the clocktower at 11
gojenegicuvi Invent a time machine?
VainMonico RT @KattHumor: I’ve got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the damn future. I call it… bed.
ntljk RT @xor: Brilliant six-word story from Alan Moore. This one's on time travel. http://t.co/EWrncigh