You wanted the best? Well, you got this guy! Kris Kail, one of the top internet comedians of all time, has compiled everything he's ever written into one book complete with commentary. Stories of awkward dates, songs he's written about fictional characters he finds attractive, as well as the complete script to the never-completed animated feature film DESTROY ALL SLACKERS. Slacker's Paradise is an autobiography told through a collection of writings of Kail's. Get to know the most radical dude in the world and maybe you too will be able to pursue and achieve the three most important things in life - Gurlz, Lunch, and Money!